dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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carryonwaywardsoldier:

how to flirt with someone in a museum: introduce yourself and then say i would shake your hand but that sign says not to touch the masterpieces

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"I learned you pay for your happiness. That’s why I don’t expect to be happy all the time. I’d rather be surprised by one moment every so often to remind me that joy is possible, even if I have to pay for it later."

Esmeralda Santiago (via observando)

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beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

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reminnocent:

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

i’m going as a construction worker with just suspenders this year, I mean…

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throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

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Tiny Hand